A mismatch sparks the hottest flames. Blue-haired, buxom, and bodacious, server Rosie needs her job at Bangers Tavern, where her work family adores her weirdness and supports her hunt for a tattoo apprenticeship. When too much New Year's bubbly tumbles her into a sweet, shy coworker's bed, she craves more. But guys like Eddie never stick with girls like her. Strait-laced, soft-spoken, and skinny, barback Eddie has a huge crush on his curvy, tattooed coworker. Their New Year's surprise is a dream come true—until grandma walks in on them. Eddie begs Rosie to fake-date him to appease his old-fashioned family. He's already keeping secrets, so what's the harm in one more? But the longer he pretends with Rosie, the deeper he falls. Their boss lays down the law: No relationship drama at work, or you're fired. Rosie's everything Eddie ever wanted—but to keep her, he'll have to drop a terrifying truth bomb on his loving but stifling...