My Life as a Screaming Skydiver

Only master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top–secret gizmos as rocket–powered toilet paper, exploding dental floss and the ever–popular transformer tacos (don't laugh, they get great gas mileage) in a desperate attempt to stop the dreaded and super secret...Giggle Gun. It isn't until Wally finally takes responsibility for his actions (which unfortunately involves leaping out of a jet fighter traveling 1.2 gazillion miles an hour), that he is finally able to save his life...And while he is at it, the entire free world.