The Aggravation of Elmer

Clasic Science Fiction! The world would beat a path to Elmer\'s door--but he had to go carry the door along with him! It was the darnedest traffic jam I\'d ever seen in White Plains. For two blocks ahead of me, Main Street was gutter to gutter with stalled cars, trucks and buses. If I hadn\'t been in such a hurry to get back to the shop, I might have paid more attention. I might have noticed nobody was leaning on his horn. Or that at least a quarter of the drivers were out peering under their hoods.