Sure Thing

Have you ever set out to have a one night stand with a sexy stranger?

No? I’m the only one?

Just kidding, I would never. 

Ever.

Not usually. 

 

But then I figured, why not? My entire life I’ve been good and it’s gotten me nowhere.

No job. 

No apartment. 

No boyfriend. 

 

I’m owed a little fun, aren’t I? A reward for being good.

Sure, a new pair of shoes would be more appropriate, but Mr. Sexy Stranger is more appealing. And when he speaks—in that British accent—it’s a done deal. Every American woman has a hot British guy fantasy. Well, most do. I haven't taken a poll or anything, but I’m pretty sure it’s a fact. 

 

Except… 

You know that saying about best-laid plans? 

Good, because I don’t either, but I assume they go awry.

Like my one night stand…