How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items

The greatest threat facing the human race is monsters. Vampires, werewolves, space aliens, gnomes; we can't open the front door without facing our doom. How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items is a must-have homeowner defense manual for eliminating monsters easily, effectively, and sometimes with a No. 2 pencil. Or maybe a chainsaw. Whichever’s closer.