Barbarian King

Stars our fearless President – Barack Obama, who awakens to discover he has been given a new crusade, a crusade to to bring ‘new’ hope and ‘new’ change to a hereto unknown group of liberal primitives…in a 5th, or 6th Dimension. Marvel in the exploits of the former president as he bashes in skulls, bites off ears and slashes his way through jungles with his oversized ladies driver...It all begins in a contemporary setting, a political retreat on the remote Cumberland Island in southeast Georgia. The president and the presidential candidate, find themselves lost and alone together, during a year when the planets are aligned in a rare 'Cosmic Singularity'...within the newly relabeled Bermuda Quadrangle. Like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, the two are whisked away unharmed by a tornado, to another place, to another dimension, to another existence where primitive cultures live. BamaOay is recognized by one faction of primitives as their leader. His mission: to unite and defeat the demons he calls "The Tea Baggers."Warning: This novel will be too provocative for most overly sensitive, PC-embracing readers. If you happen to be part of a PC police squad for your neighborhood, I would suggest you stop here, and move on...