Crazy B!tch (Biker Bitches 5)

My mother used to have a saying for everything.





“You can’t be pretty and lucky.”



She wasn’t pretty or lucky.





“You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your Prince Charming.”



I kissed too many of those. Sorry, but Prince Charming isn’t in Hicktown, Kentucky.





“The good ones go to Heaven; the bad ones go to Hell.”



Guess I’m going to Hell.





“Hell is paved with good intentions.”



Surprisingly, that one is true. Why? Because ...





I intended to stay away from Calder Riggs.



I intended not to fall in love with him.



I intended to find a man who wasn’t a loser or a joker.



Oh well, I’ve never been afraid of Hell, anyway.



That’s why I’m Crazy Bitch!