The Onion Presents a Book of Jean's Own!

<p>A few words from the author and eponymous columnist behind The Onion's column, "A Room of Jean's Own," Jean Teasdale: </p><p>Hi Jeanketeers and Jeanketeers-to-be!! As <i>The Onion's</i> very own Humor and Human-Interest columnist, I've been entertaining readers for 15 years with kooky tales of life with my hubby and our two feline children. Now for the first time, li'l ol' me shines front-and-center in a book of my very own! <i>A Book of Jean's Own!</i> features all-original, never-before-published material, and if that wasn't impressive enough, marks the very first <i>Onion</i> book by a solo writer! Historical, huh? My book is sure to find an eager audience among <i>The Onion's</i> ten-million-strong readership. Wait, ten <i>million</i> people? I had no idea! Frankly, that scares me a little. We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto! (Oh shoot, I should have put that hilarious phrase in my book!)...