Prince Albert

Prince Albert is a royal prick.



He’s the most famous one on the planet – wealthy, gorgeous, and a notorious playboy. He’s also the most conceited, insufferable, arrogant man I’ve ever met.



Did I mention he’s a freaking prince? An actual, real life Prince Not-So-Charming.



He’s tattooed and pierced, too. Prince Albert has a Prince Albert piercing. That's right – he's pierced you-know-where. Allegedly. I’ve never seen it.



My mother is marrying a king. Being a princess is every girl’s fantasy, right?



Except that means Albie is my new stepbrother.



Oh, and one more thing -- I accidentally married him.



We’re keeping the biggest secret on the planet.



Ever heard the fairy tale about the Princess and her stepbrother?



Yeah, I didn’t think so.



I’m royally screwed.