Short Scripts Collection One: Thirteen Short, Original Screenplays

Thirteen wacky, original, short screenplays, including the one-pager-most-violent-highest-deaths-to-time-ratio film script ever, "The End!"Thirteen wacky, original, short screenplays:THE END: This script for a five-second film (and the film produced from it) is the most violent film script EVER, as measured by a number of deaths to film length ratio!A PERFECT WORLD: The NSA has nothing on you, your Boss, and your boogers.CHERISH THE BACON: Cherish it, Jimmy.GREATER MINDS: With whom do our post-apocalyptic discoverers sympathize, and are they indeed superior?IN THE FOUL SACRILIGE OF THY OATH: Santa?TIME TRAVEL MOUTH: What?!FLAVOR ARCHEOLOGY What??!THE FOOD TRILOGY, EPISODE I: TACO: Paulo believes that song may alter the menu.THE FOOD TRILOGY, EPISODE II: HAMBURGER: Ethan also believes that song may alter the menu.APPLICANT TO HELL: An anonymous victim of Hell's lower echelons examines the contract more closely.THE OTHER: What???!THE CRIME OF PASSION: What results when the Traveler introduces Beethoven to music from beyond his time?THE DARK LORD SINGS, EPISODE I: THE SWIPED AIRS: Darth Sonar discovers and recites the secret lyrics to the STAR WARS saga.