Protector--The Final Adventure

Spock furrowed his brow while looking at his annoying mate. "Come on then buggerlugs, what's your book about?" Stu tapped his fingers on the closed laptop looking smug as Spock, looking irritated, asked. "Well, is it a twisty turny thought provoking thriller like James Patterson or John Grisham?" Stu puckered his brow and squinted, "Nah, not exactly," he said and grinned. Spock looked miffed and sounded exasperated. "Well, do the words flow off the page like Hemingway or Bronte?" Stu cocked his head to one side and waved his hand from side to side. "Hmm... well... no... not exactly." "Huh, don't tell me its bloody science fiction," said Spock and chortled. "Star Trek isn't real you know and I doubt if you will be the next H.G.Wells or Terry Pratchet." Stu smiled and nodded. Spock's eyed widened and sounding excited as if he had raw chilli on his or gonads... again., said."Hah, I bloody knew it... it is, isn't it?" ...