The Monsters of Morley Manor

What do you get when you mix together— werewolves, vampires, mad scientists, wizards, aliens, alternate dimensions, tiny people, Transylvania, ancient curses, giant frogs, evil clones, ghosts, lawyers, shape-changers, fallen angels, journeys through hell, zombie warriors, body snatchers, and two clever kids in whose hands rests the fate of Earth? —The latest madcap adventure-comedy-fantasy-mystery from bestselling novelist Bruce Coville, that's what.