Texas Gundown

Sweet Apple, Texas, is the deadliest town west of the Mississippi--where
getting killed is as easy as ordering a beer. Which is why East Coast
big shot Cornelius Standish sends his lily-livered nephew, Seymour, to
Sweet Apple. With Seymour out of the way, Cornelius will own the company
that rightfully belongs to his nephew. His plan backfires,
though, when Seymour is dubbed "The Most Cowardly Man in the West" by a
newspaper and the hardcases of Sweet Apple are too proud to kill him.
Soon Seymour thinks he's bulletproof--until an outlaw gang, some Mexican
revolutionaries, a train full of army rifles and a team of hired
gunfighters all head to Sweet Apple at the same time. Now, Seymour and
his border town are sure to get blown off the map. But blood brothers
Matt Bodine and Sam Two Wolves are about to get there first--and they're
setting off some fireworks of their own...