Chasing The O

After a bad breakup, I’ve decided to start over, with only one rule: no more pricks. And no, I don’t mean those pricks. I mean guys who cheat, lie, and hunt for their next date while we’re at dinner. But here’s the thing: I’ve never experienced the big O. Not once. Believe me, I’ve given it my best shot. That’s why my best friend thinks I need a second rule: if he doesn’t give me the O, he’s gone.