Author: Samsarawithwords
Category: Comedy
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Read Online“With this system, I’ll become the world’s greatest seducer! If it doesn’t kill me first...” I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl’s voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
“What the hell...how? I’m an 18-year-old v.i.r.g.i.n...”
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
“You’re forcing me to die!”
Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with debauchery and womanizing. I just had one problem: “Why are these guys all insane?”
Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.
Release schedule: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don’t have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.
Warning: It’s not recommended to eat or drink while reading this as many readers have commented on spitting things out from laughter. I, the author, am not immune, and have also stepped on such landmines of my own placement when editing.
List Chapter or Page:
Chapter 1 - Seduce or dieChapter 2 - Divine Pick Up LineChapter 3 - Casanova enters the sceneChapter 4 - The thong testChapter 5 - Meeting a master of seductionChapter 6 - Were stuck in caveman bodiesChapter 7 - Unlocking achievementsChapter 8 - Stat Growth MultiplierChapter 9 - Swole daddyChapter 10 - A Japanese cutie with R.A. dutyChapter 11 - Peac.o.c.kingChapter 12 - What is attraction?Chapter 13 - Jokes and stat bumpsChapter 14 - TeasingChapter 15 - Otaku religionChapter 16 - What is charisma?Chapter 17 - Stat gain is a hell of a drugChapter 18 - A bet to win the girlChapter 19 - Charismatic evolution!Chapter 20 - The crucial moment View More >>- Problematic Sister Fell In Love With Me
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