A Very Dirty Christmas

Marriage and a baby for the world’s biggest prick? Yeah, right. I'm marrying the world’s biggest prick. Well, ex-prick. Caulter Sterling. The tattooed, pierced bad boy I used to love to hate. It's Christmas in New Hampshire – a white wedding. What could go wrong when you combine a celebrity mother, a crazy ex, paparazzi, a record-setting blizzard, hundreds of wedding guests, and a runaway ring-bearing monkey? Oh, yeah – did I mention the pregnant bride in labor? Merry Effin' Christmas.