If you are what you eat, Jill is a tree. A sexy, green tree with an attitude and the temper to match it. It's as much as the overwhelmed Jay can handle, even during those soft, tender moments when she says, "Fondle me!" Jill's from out of town, way out of town, and her presence in Coffee Creek creates more than a minor stir. Even the president wants a piece of this action. Interstellar relationships are not supposed to be this raucous. Meanwhile, Klinger stalks...