Wacktards of the Apocalypse

Review"_Wacktards of the Apocalypse_ is a deranged and absurd balls-to-the-wall romp through a deliciously fractured universe. It reads like Douglas Adams on magic mushrooms. If this is how the world ends--sign me up."_-- Jonathan Maberry, NY Times bestselling author of The King of Plagues and Patient Z_ "Disgusting, offensive, irreverent, and profane, Wacktards of the Apocalypse is all kinds of wrong. But in a good way. Jonathan Moon and Timothy W. Long are going to hell for sure."_-- S.G. Browne, author of Breathers_ "Bizarro with bite. Long and Moon are the Lennon and McCartney of apoc-horror." ___-- Wayne Simmons_, author of DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and the UK bestselling FLU__"As imaginative and engrossing as it is just f*ing weird. Wacktards of the Apocalypse violated my mind in the best way." _-- David Dunwoody, author of EMPIRE'S END and UNBOUND & OTHER TALES__ _"It's so off the wall, it's on the floor. And the floor is littered with all kinds of congealing viscera and humor so black it would make Mandingo burn you in the eye with a cigar out of jealousy." _-- __Jason Wuchenich, author of Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms_ "It's so much more than a good read, or a great read, or an excellent read! This is one over the top, hilarious, disturbing, poop filled, vomit inducing, bloodletting, sweat pouring, heart racing, psychologically damaging book."_-- Tonia Brown, author of LUCKY STIFF_ "Bizarro horror has an amazing new spew-hole, and its name is Timothy W. Long and Jonathan Moon. When there's no more room left in Awesome-Book Hell, the Wacktards shall walk the Earth!"_-- __Tony Schaab, author and creator of TheGOREScore.com_Product DescriptionRecipe for the apocalypse: Four parts Horsemen of the Apocalypse Three drops of bathtub LSD A handful of sexual perverts Garnish with a bunch of really hot pissed-off militant lesbians Add a splash of savior approved Red Bull Shake or stir, just don't upset junk-monkey Phil in the process. Serve to the demons that are currently invading the Earth. You think you know how the world ends? You don't know shit!