Karyn Littleton can't decide if she's in a dream or woken up in a public bar while wearing her comfy footie pajamas. Through the course of the short evening she meets and interacts with various characters in the Bar None, the name of the drinking establishment she's in. Will she accept her hosts explanations about what is going on or will she reject his simple message? Only Karyn knows for sure.The world of the dream around Karyn seems more solid than the real world she left behind. That is, until she gets a good look at the characters around her. A drunk shape-shifting chronomancer, a bartender whose form shifts depending on who he's talking to, a waitress with four arms and green plant-like skin, an angel playing chess with a woman in a wheelchair, a maître d' who can't speak and writes everything on a small chalkboard, and a host whose face won't come into focus no matter how hard Karyn stares at it. It's no wonder she hasn't yet realized she's out in public in her comfy footie pajamas.