Ghosted: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy

Rub one out with this genie, and you’re guaranteed to get more than three wishes.

As a writer, I’m used to chasing down the latest story. As a workaholic, single lady, I’m also used to pursuing that perfect O, all by my lonesome.

But this time, the story is a ghost hunt … literally.

My hometown of Morningwood has been experiencing supernatural activity lately, and I’m headed home to investigate the ridiculous rumors.

I don’t believe in ghosts. At least, I didn’t until a sexy, comedic genie named Dylan popped out of a big blue dildo and right into my bed. I’m certain this is a postorgasmic haze, or maybe I’m dreaming. But this ghostly guy can ride my magic carpet anytime.

Dylan has lost his ability to grant wishes, thanks to a spell from my witchy great-aunt Karen, but he’s never lost the magic touch.

Talk about horny and hexed!

The only way to break his curse is to find the matching toy, hidden in a town I’m now convinced might be haunted.

From boogeymen to butt plugs, our hilarious adventure is nothing short of epic!