Baby, Please (OHellNo)

SURPRISE! IT’S A GIRL!



DEAN



Ever since I was recruited by my college football team, I’ve pushed myself hard. Going pro and earning some real money is a must. Mostly because my brother, Flip, is in a bad place, and I’m all he’s got.



No problem. I’m tough. I’m a hard worker. I’ve got a plan.



Then right before the season starts, a woman shows up at my apartment with a baby, claiming I’m the father. And then she leaves her with me. For a week? Forever?



I have no idea, but college, football, and the single-dad gig don’t go together. And forget about my experience with babies. Does this thing come with an off switch? Volume control? Is that a poopie diaper? Help!



Things go from bad to worse when the public catches wind of my surprise-baby situation, and it turns into a PR nightmare. I’m suddenly the poster boy for young single dads.



This isn’t happening.



Suddenly, all eyes are on me, both on and off the field, and the only person who can keep me from losing my mind confesses her love.



And I mess it all up. Her, football, baby, everything.



Now I’m going to have to choose: fix my career or fix my personal life, including coming to grips with loving a baby girl who might not be mine.