The Mortician's Daughter

Carolyn was always an odd ball. Being the Mortician's Daughter doesn't get you a lot of friends. When a member of her favorite band unexpectedly 'drops' by at her house, she does all she can to make him her only friend.A collection of quirky verse by Barnaby Wilde which is not at all rhinoceros. (Well, maybe just a little bit, at the end). A miscellany of verses full of weak puns, old jokes and a sense of the ridiculous, including 'A pyschiatrist's guide to empathetic garden design', 'Two flies walking on a bald man's head', and 'Acupuncture is a jab well done' amongst others.And absolutely no mention of rhinoceros (OK. perhaps a very little bit at the end).