Not Sorry

Coming September 15th



To Sean Burrows,



I am writing to inform you that I would like to apply for the trainee real estate agent position. I know I have limited qualifications as an assistant but I am loyal and have been an assistant with this company for almost ten years.



I apologize for the initial meeting where I was late picking you up from the airport, spilled coffee on your lap, and accidentally touched you there. I know I did not make a great first impression, but I need this raise - no one in their thirties should still be an assistant.



I’m sorry for taking up so much of your valuable time.



Thank you for your consideration,



Olive Porter



P.S. I’m sorry for kissing you on the lips. I really was trying to kiss you on the cheek. I was told that’s how the Europeans like you do it.