A Tale of Two Cousins

To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank)Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that I'll be in Athens for four days next week.From: TillyOooh, Athens! Pretty place, but dusty. You going to meet a hot Greek?To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank)You could say that. It's for a magazine interview. Some up-and-coming rich bachelor.From: MoosePictures! We demand pictures of this smokin' Greek. Also, will want full deets on your "interview."To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank)It really is an interview, I swear.From: MooseGirl, you don't have to pretend with us. But if Mr. Adonis sweeps you off your feet and whisks you away to his private island, we demand visitation rights.To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank)Insert appropriate eyeroll here. That sort of stuff only happens in movies, not to people like me.From: TillyMy money's on you, Thyra.From:...