The Playbook

I bring new meaning to the phrase 'Most Valuable Player'



Women love me, men want to be me and my team mates loathe the constant

attention I bring.



Trouble always finds me, both on and off the field. I see so much

controversy the tabloids have my manager on speed dial. My life is a

non-stop rollercoaster of football, women, and sex and I wouldn’t have

it any other way.



Foolishly, I believed I was untouchable but everything changes when

I’m traded to Crystal Hill Football Club. The coach warns me to clean

my act up—meaning no more scandals—so from now on; I’m flying under

the radar.



That resolution lasts one day—twenty-four hours—before I lose a bet to

my new teammates. I never could pass up a challenge.



My punishment?



Five dates with girls of their choosing.



Five chicks I'd never even blink at, given the choice.



But, a bet’s a bet, so I’ll suck it up and do my time.