Holiday Hideout (Polar Bear, Alaska)

Every woman in the world hates me. No seriously, it’s true.

When I decided to break up with my girlfriend, she went on to write a chart-topping album about how I broke her heart.

And everyone’s on her side.

I get hate mail.

Death threats.

Now, I’m hiding out until the filming of my next SharkQuake movie is underway.

I head to Alaska, to keep my head down until the buzz of Trinity’s new album dies down.

No interaction except for a housekeeper, Rachel, that shows up twice a week to clean.

When she shows up, I quickly learn she’s Team Trinity and probably wants me dead, too.

But there’s something about her I can’t quite ignore.

To top it off, she’s a major shark movie junkie-- apparently it’s a thing.

Spending time with her makes me forget about the world.

And for someone like me that can be a dangerous thing.

This is only temporary, soon I’ll be heading back to Hollywood and leaving this holiday hideout behind.