The Mueller Report

The most anticipated literary event of our time: the publication of The Mueller Report, the full, uproarious, and Totally Fake findings of Robert Mueller's investigation into the election of President Donald J. Trump, leaked to the Very Biased and Highly Unemployed comedy writer Jason O. Gilbert by an anonymous, Deep Throat-esque source known only as "Melania T."The Mueller Report is 2018's most anticipated release that doesn't involve Chris Pratt punching a dinosaur, and for good reason: The entire country is waiting to see what former FBI director and current special counsel Robert Mueller has dug up on former mail-order steak salesman and current US president Donald J. Trump. That wait is over—sort of—with the publication of The Mueller Report by Jason O. Gilbert. Leaked to Gilbert by an anonymous White House source who goes only by the mysterious code name "Melania T.," The Mueller Report is a hilarious inventory of...