Tall Tales of Felony and Failure

After discovering his ability to control time, Cranston Staigne embarks on a drunken escapade across three continents. During his travels, Cranston and his cohort, Tom, commit a plethora of crimes, evade authorities and cheat death. It's magnificent decadence and dereliction for the pair until they discover they may not be in control of their date with destiny. The waning chance for self-preservation is the price of unlimited power and unrepentant failure.