In addition to her training to one day run the Caerleon Order, Vlad Tepes Drakulya is teaching Sir Differel Van Helsing how to hunt monsters, but it proves useless when she is caught by a Hag who threatens to eat her. The only person available to help her is one of the subordinate chefs. But how can a cook protect her from a powerful paranormal being? This is a short story.Sir Differel Van Helsing must be well trained before she can take over the Caerleon Order when she comes of age. Her staff is concentrating on teaching her how to perform her administrative duties and to defend herself, but she also wants to be a monster hunter like Vlad Tepes Drakulya. Though her staff is against it, he believes she could be a great one, greater even than her ancestor, Abraham. However, he insists upon training her himself, using his own methods.They are unusual to say the least, and she doesn't fully understand their purpose, but they seem useless when she is kidnapped by a Hag, who intends to eat her in her own kitchen. Helpless to prevent it, she assumes the worst, until Madam Trumbo, one of the subordinate chefs, appears. She is her only hope, but how can a mere cook save her from a powerful paranormal being?